Wear the
thing nobody
says out loud.
Hoodies and tees printed with the words people need to hear from someone else first. Printed in the UK, shipped in 3–5 days.
The range
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Profit goes back into the free support work behind Alwayslife.
Sizing
Chest, inches| Size | Chest to fit | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 36–38 | 20 | 27 |
| M | 38–40 | 21 | 28 |
| L | 41–43 | 23 | 29 |
| XL | 44–46 | 24 | 30 |
| 2XL | 47–49 | 26 | 31 |
| 3XL | 50–52 | 28 | 32 |
Unisex fit, cut roomy. Between sizes, take the smaller for tees and the larger for hoodies.
Delivery & returns
Full detailsWhen will it arrive?
Two parts: 2–3 working days in transit from the printer, then 1–2 working days for delivery depending on the carrier. So most UK orders land within 3–5 working days of ordering.
How does buy more, save more work?
The discount applies to the whole basket automatically once you hit the item count — mix hoodies and tees, any colours, any sizes. No code needed.
What does postage cost?
£3.95 UK tracked, free over £60. EU £7.95.
Can I return it?
Yes — 14 days from delivery, provided the item comes back to us properly: unworn, unwashed, and with the tags still on. Email support@alwayslife.co.uk and we’ll send return instructions. A self-service returns portal is coming.
How do I wash it?
Inside out, 30°, no tumble dryer, don't iron the print.
Bulk or club orders?
10+ units gets 20% off and free artwork tweaks. Email sales@alwayslife.co.uk.